mcds joshua tree

mcds Joshua Tree trip: what the teachers don't tell you: you can totally bring a hairbrush or deodorant or face wipes. shorts and zip off pants are useful. pack a backpack with a lunch and things that you want after the trip, like pajamas. you can bring your phone, but keep it secret. the backpacks are kept in big bins which people who run the program pick up- everything will be safe. the road trip is 10 hours. there's one lunch stop and a few bathroom stops. here's how the groups are based: good teacher=bad people in group, and good people in group=bad teacher. the teacher will call out their group and they will get off the bus. the bus moves to a different location about 20 mins away and does the same. your group gets two guides who are quirky nature people, and stay with you on the trip. jt is full of cooking, peeing next to bushes, and A LOT OF CACTUSES. you can bury toilet paper, but don't tell the guides. solo time- some like it, some don't but its fine in general. you also have to keep a journal with you and write about your day. food- its not bad. a lot of sandwiches and snacks. some groups do a lot more hiking than others. make sure your sleeping bag is warm. on the last day, you wake up and hike or drive to the meeting place where all your friends are. now this part is actually fun because you get to share stories and hear stories from the trip. next thing you know- your heading home! have funnnnnn;)

"wow man, mcds Joshua Tree was really bad."
"really man? I liked it"

by Tim_is_jesus August 28, 2019

McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 7, 2020

mcdc

minecraft discord. particularly a trio with the absolute best platonic relationship with each other.

chicken man, hoodie kid and queen of the court are part of the mcdc trio and they are the best.

by scrooit January 12, 2022

McDojo

A martial arts school that puts the profit motive as their highest priority. This inevitably leads to a watering-down/bastardization of the art which is the most common source of fresh (non asian-superstition derived) bullshido.

Most schools in the states are McDojos, though no school (or student of a school) will admit to being a McDojo. The exact qualifications to be a McDojo are thus highly contested. However, one thing is for certain: every Tae Kwon Do school is a McDojo (don't try to argue, you know it's true).

I learned TKD at a McDojo.

by Ashida Kim April 25, 2005

McDonough

The fastest growning town in GA duh!! It is the place to move too. Our Town Square has been redone and is now actually square. Before it was kinda round...And we have Shane's Rib Shack...It kicks all other BBQ venders asses.

1: You know...McDonough, GA
2: Ohhh yea!! The place with the place with awesome BBQ...Lets go!!

by crzygall August 5, 2008

mcdavid

term used for a flaming piece of french toast.

Mcdavid is a faggot from france

by Othello February 28, 2005

McDonalds

Townie/chav, holy-ground will protect with own life if they think the inter-space is in threat.

one townie said to another townie going down to our 5-star resteraunt. (McDonalds)

by Mark,Joe,Callum and Carl March 4, 2005