by laysea October 24, 2008
The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.
by Wubm March 03, 2020
A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”
by bh_baby December 26, 2018
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
Petros: Are you coming to my party?
Matthew: Yeah course mate
Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party
by Big Akin May 24, 2019
Matty is known to be a stuck up asshole around his mates but when you actually get to know him he is a sweet, loving, caring and sometimes crazy guy with a weird personality. Matthew is obsessed with truck and trying to find a girlfriend. He doesn't know much about love but he will understand it very well someday..
From El
From El
by gAyYyYyYyYyYyY!!! April 28, 2021
The Hottest dude ever and has long hair and is 5"8 to 5"9 is faithful and should always make you laugh he has some bad jokes but will always protect you he's good at football and minecraft and is cracked at fortnite my dude and is in excellent shape
Matthew Holden Is sooooooo hot
by TrueMon December 05, 2020
1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts December 01, 2021