Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never once got their ass whooped as a kid, but somehow all they can talk about is how much harder it is to be them than it is to have lighter (especially pale) skin (usually to try and walk over or manipulate people that experience has taught them tend to be easier to manipulate than their own people).

All the functional marginalized whiner did was complain about how immature and dysfunctional all these so called privileged whites got to be, if only he/she could act that way like he/she wished for as a kid (as the stereotype goes, all the blond kids were having all the fun).

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Functional marginalized whiner

A black kid that never got their ass whooped by an authority figure (such as a parent) as a kid, then they get out into the world where not everybody has to be nice or refrain from cursing all the time and all of a sudden it's harder to be them than it is to be anybody (especially somebody with lighter skin/hair).

Nobody ever picked on the functional marginalized whiner, instead people usually picked on people they thought were easier targets, people with lighter skin and hair, people that seemed more childish and fucked up, people that didn't seem as together.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

Tarnished Markin

A person that looks up his username in Urban Dictionary.

i looked myself in Urban Dictionary.youre such a Tarnished Markin.

by toster from epipahany discord May 8, 2023

blant marcina

idealny blant skręcony przez legendarnarną lubelską postać "Marcina". Blant w którym nie ma się do czego przyczepić 10/10

- patrz mordo jakiego blanta skrecilem
-no nie jest to blant marcina ale moze byc

by HEYHEYMONICAHEYMONEMNICA September 4, 2023

Muff Marinade

The voluntary act of storing semen in your vagina overnight to savor the enjoyment.

Holly loved the creampie so much she had to go for the all night muff marinade.

by Skank Hunt January 7, 2024

Massachusetts Marinade

When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day

Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade

by Big eats April 24, 2024