Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Maria Eduarda

the hottest girl in town, smart, pretty and funny, femme fatale energy.
Maria Eduarda
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Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin
by Maria Jensen December 02, 2019
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Maria la del barrio

Maria la del barrio is a character from the telenovela maria la del barrio 1995 is the cringiest novela ever is heavy in Christianism and the actress that portrayed maria isnt actually religious she's an atheist MALDITA LISIADA!
I just saw episode 1 of maria la del barrio and i already love it
Omg im so in love with maria la del barrio i only watch it bcuz of the hunk luis fernando and soraya i have a big ass crush on them
by justanynomous March 20, 2023
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Marias

Wears glasses and complains about his ears, usually needs a haircut, goes to great lengths searching for nonexistent ailments, overreacts to inconveniences, probably likes Pink Floyd, wears musical shirts and complains of “shin splints”while running.
Is his last name Marias? Cause he sure is acting like it.
by Ebage69 November 20, 2019
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marias

h allios happy hippo,panta exei padia diaforetikou fylou apo auto pou genithikan
marias exw gei gio px :dhmosthenhs
by kavliarhss November 25, 2021
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