Max

badass who maybe bi or straight

hey max ur such a badass I love ur make up or whatever

by Oh blitzy Daddy's home December 16, 2021

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1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy

Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.

by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021

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Max

Is in love with Kelvin. He even wrote a rap song about it! He loves Belgium, loves it so much that he’s jealous of his friend anouk to come from there! He’s also very small, anouk keeps on pushing him in the pool, he can’t defend himself poor thing, Anouk’s too strong for him! He has a sexy ass American accent and jumps Kangaroos. Anouk loves bullying him!

Wow You’re so stupid !

Stop being like max!

by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021

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