bag lunch

Euphemism for booze of any variety

"Gee, biotch, how about some bag lunch?"
"What are we having today? Bag lunch!"

by Goatsnuzz June 4, 2004

Lunch Break Special

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2008

Chair Lunch Dinner

The Complete Opposite of a Bed And Breakfast

Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads

by Alesana6969 October 13, 2008

Lunch Mush

A person who when you order lunch with them your order comes either 1)late 2) incorrect order 3) all of the above.

Don't order lunch with Joe he is a lunch mush.

by Mets4Life2009 January 2, 2009

Chinese Lunch-Box

Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.

After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.

"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

lunch pail

A person who is not even worthy of being called a "toolbox".

see also-"complete douchebag"

As Ted walked away, Bob said to Steve, "That guy is such a lunch pail."

by Roddy von Seldeneck May 22, 2007