Langer

Someone who goes to a party, and when they realize the party's bad, they run out of the party under the excuse they're late for something.

At my birthday party, we had three langers. I cried in my room that day.

by KurbUsMaxiMus November 1, 2019

Lance

If you name is Lance your absolute garbage. Your trash at instruments, school, and being athletic. If your name is Lance why are even born. You disgrace to humanity.

Wow Lance is trash

by Lance’sRequiem November 6, 2019

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Lance

The realest clown around

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 29, 2020

Lance

The realest clown around.

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 29, 2020

Lance

Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!

Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!

by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020

Langer

Term: A slang word used to Describe a Cork fool called Ruairi O Leary

Ruairi is a fucken langer

by Ye fucken langer April 24, 2020