by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017
Get the bruised knee bitch mug.The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.
Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"
Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.
Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.
by rock90 January 13, 2008
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by Catfishman90 January 22, 2007
Get the kneejob mug.Slang abbreviation for the word Negro pronounced by crouching and pointing at ones 'knee' then rising upright symbolizing 'gro' = 'knee'-'gro'
by lockfist November 26, 2003
Get the Knee mug.1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
Get the Knee Slapper mug.to lick someone's knee caps with your tongue while having sexual intercourse. usually attempted when extremely drunk and unable to attempt anything else.
by smeagle:D October 4, 2010
Get the knee capping mug.Kaneer is a hybrid animal (dog+pig
The word is to insult someone who is really stupid, dumb and worthless
Kaneera is the female version of kaneer as well.
The word is to insult someone who is really stupid, dumb and worthless
Kaneera is the female version of kaneer as well.
Fares is such a kaneer for doing things to me
Reham is the world's worst kaneera ever. She acts like a dog and pig.!!!
Reham is the world's worst kaneera ever. She acts like a dog and pig.!!!
by Risey July 12, 2017
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