Knightsexual

Sexual orientation and attraction to men/women wearing armor and wielding swords. A medieval kink.

Eric is so unattractive, but when he dressed in full body armor at the party - man it really turned me on. I am totally knightsexual.

Whips and chains do not excite me, but swords and chainmail do.

by Iswoonforknights September 1, 2021

nipunda knights

1. (noun) Nipunda Knights - Indoor Soccer Team based in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, Australia

Let's go watch the 'Nipunda Knights'

by Oliver and Basil October 1, 2004

White Knighting

Standing up for someone or some thing, not in order to defend or help, but to make yourself look good.

Typically used by males, who have a rudimentary understanding of feminism and equality topics, using trendy words and expressions aimed to "sound good".

"If you don't know women who have been sexually abused it's because they don't trust you enough to tell you about it."
- Written by a white knight infamous for mistreating women.

or:

Girl is having argument with Boy 1 online, all civil.
Boy 2 interrupts/intervenes:
Boy 2: You are doing exactly what makes women uncomfortable around men.

Boy 1: Why are you White Knighting, bro?

by PH Berg September 29, 2018

All Knighter

When your brain is so scrambled after an all nighter that you have actually convinced yourself that night is spelled "knight."

Darren: Dude, how did you manage to achieve the impossible and actually manage to fail a Microeconomics test?

Daniel: Bro, I have no idea. I even pulled an all knighter for the test!

Darren: No wonder you failed the test....

by I_need_sleep September 29, 2011

knighted

to get dunked on so hard that you land on your back

DeAndre Jordan got the alley oop from CP3 and knighted that dude.

by pricerman March 11, 2013

Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect

When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.

In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation

by The Logical Fallacy June 11, 2017

keira knightley

keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production

a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!

by alperthereal February 10, 2004