Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

Machine Gun Kelly

The hottest man alive.

1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive

by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022

Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.

“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”

by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021

kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

carlos lopez kelly

Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus

Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :

- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut

by agarita September 28, 2018

machine gun kelly

an artist that get carried by a artist named Glaive also known as stopsitstopsit.

machine gun kelly really got carried by a 17 year old named ash

by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022

Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!

Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?

by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017