by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 02, 2020
Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.
by Longbomer February 18, 2017
by Onikaqueenofrap April 03, 2021
Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019
A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 02, 2019
by NTNitingale August 17, 2020
Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017