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Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
by Unknown933 June 18, 2017
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jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
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orange jordan

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi
Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan
by Deej6006 December 1, 2017
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jordan spieth

Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.
Jordan Spieth is to under amour, as tiger woods was/is to Nike.
by Longbomer February 18, 2017
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Kayla Jordan

Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.
Kayla Jordan fucks a lot of boys.
by 👍🏽 June 18, 2018
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jordan cox

The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
by Coxlover February 6, 2018
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miss jordan

THE world biggest sexest cunt the world has ever seen she has tiny tits too
Miss Jordan is a sexest cunt
by Penis suck February 16, 2018
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