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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
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My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.
by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021
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Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.
I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.
by BHYT March 17, 2016
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jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches
You could call him a real jordan wrigley
by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021
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Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.
by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019
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Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.
Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."
by smf399 February 16, 2013
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