turk and jerk

The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.

Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.

by condor3436 March 14, 2015

Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 13, 2021

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Jungle jerk

When a woman/man gives a man a hand job who hasn't shaved or bathed in years.

Dane: I gave Jim the best jungle jerk.

Austin: That's so gross dude.

by Southerncherrywv. March 31, 2020

Circus Jerk

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.

After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.

by Pirazynone February 8, 2022