michael jordan jeans

Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.

A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.

by Chas Higgs April 30, 2022

Jean Jacques Perry

A guy who was a pioneer in electronic music and made several albums from 1966 to 1976 and worked with Gershwin Kingsley from 1965 to 1967. He was known for being one of the first people to use the Moog synthesizer in 1968. He used the Oindoline before that. He made very weird and happy songs. He made great music. Sadly, he passed away in 2016. Rest in piece, Jean Jacques Perry.

Jean Jacques Perry sure made good music!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Crotch/Jean Erosion

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Big Dick Jeans

Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.

Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!

by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021

American Eagle Jeans

Jeans worn by gays and bi-sexuals normally named Joshua

You look like such a Joshua in those American Eagle Jeans

by giant kkk eater March 4, 2022

Jean Carlos Ordonez

A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.

Yo that kid is such a Jean Carlos Ordonez.

by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018