Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

Stray Cheese

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stan weirdos, stan stray cheese

by Yeefelix October 21, 2019

cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.

Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.

by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021

Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it

I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese

by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018

Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.

1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.

by NemisisNat November 23, 2010

Cheese Hat

The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.

After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.

by Spulta February 7, 2015