Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Lai

Lai is a young girl that so so so beautiful inside and out, cool like she's "rocky-yow-rock" and the other kind are soft-hearted and nice, smart the way she has, HOT, creative and the funniest ever! She has literally a weird and can't explain humor and she's a different person. Mostly are depressed like suffering from pain but, "Oh I'm pretty so nevermind hmm!" And just playin on the radio with loud volume while dancin. She loves to walk like going there here there here there.

"Lai yay."

by anonymous November 23, 2021

lip lay

When you go to kiss someone but you just put your lips on them and don't move your lips

Ashley just lip layed Hailee's forehead and it was really awkward

by yoooogooooooo March 3, 2016

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

by AbuLahab69 August 25, 2021

Lays

Air. Just air. If you are lucky. One chip at the bottom. Just expensive air.

I just breathe Lays. Everyone breathes lays. Were all lays.

by Gay-Guy-James-Charles December 13, 2019