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Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?
Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!
by 27081305 November 29, 2010
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Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.
Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!
by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010
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Hooker

Noun (n.)

A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.
"Have you heard the new Red Jumpsuit Apparatus album? They're just a bunch of hookers now, it's depressing."
by PescadoNino17 January 25, 2009
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Pirate Hooker

An awesome cat who lives on whore island
Man, I can't believe pirate hooker took a giant shit in her litter box.
by colonelcantwell September 8, 2009
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hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim
I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.
by Diane Love November 2, 2007
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hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'
by capnCrouton April 28, 2004
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