9 Circles of Hell

1st Circle: Unbaptized people and pagans
2nd Circle: Those who are overcome with lust/the need to have sex 24/7/365
3rd Circle: Gluttons/people who eat 24/7/365
4th Circle: Those who spend a shit load of money on shit they don't need
5th Circle: The ones consumed with rage fight on the surface of the River Styx (greek mythology) and the slothful/ones who are lazy lie beneath the water
6th Circle: Heretics
7th Circle: The violent; the 7th Circle has 3 inner Circles
The Outermost Circle: Those who are violent against property and inanimate objects
The Middle Circle: Suicides
The Innermost Circle: Those who are violent against God, nature, and/or art
8th Circle: Frauds (seducers, flatterers, those who exchange money for spiritual goods, sorcerers/false prophets, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, sowers of discord, etc.)
9th Circle: Those who betray one who is close to them (i.e. a close/best friend, a relative, a lover)

Which of the 9 Circles of Hell are you going to be in, Bob?
Idk, Bill...probably the 2nd.

by Demon<3 December 20, 2007

hell, he's even more punk than me

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".

*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

by a man. October 28, 2007

stripper in hell

When a stripper has to do her duties on an old fat ugly smelly dude.

See that fat ass over there? If he got a stripper shed be in hell.

by cartman5000 August 17, 2004

hella dank

an adjective meaning extremely cool, groovy, or tight.

Dang that Aston Martin Vanquish is hella dank

by Hella Dank Boy September 30, 2008

taco hell

The proverbial "place" that one visits after having ingested the disgusting substances referred to as "food" by a particular fast food chain.

He let his late-night munchies get the best of him and now he's in taco hell!

by Quinnlee April 15, 2008

hell o'clock

Hell O'clock is when the time is 11:34.

This is because if you flip 11:34 over it looks like "hell"

It was pretty cool to type "1134" on your calculator and turn it upside down in like first grade.

It's hell o'clock.

Meet me at the corner of Broadway and 6th at quarter to Hell.

by Sean Manning July 30, 2008

Helash

A virus that you get when you sleep with a girl. This girl is hated by everyone, including your room mates and their friends. She steals your parking spots and eats all your food and annyos the fuck out of everyone.

man, this ho gave me a bad case of helash, now my buddies party without me!

by frank pitawanakwat November 1, 2004