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I hate my life

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."
Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...
by 881 January 23, 2006
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harem

To quote someone who knows what they're talking about:
"From Arabic harIm (literally "something forbidden") and haram (literally "a sanctuary")"

Although its original meaning was the part of a household reserved for females - including perhaps a man's mother, sisters, and daughters, as well as wife or wives - it is commonly used to mean a group of more than one woman who are all available sexually to a single man. This situation is Polygyny ("multiple women.") Sometimes it also refers to a group of men who are available to a single woman. This situation is Polyandry ("multiple men.") Either may be called Polygamy ("multiple marriage.")

People who think it derives from Latin don't know what they're talking about, which is no great crime - no one knows everything. People who think it derives from Latin and say so on a public forum like this not only don't know that they don't know what they're talking about, but are displaying and perpetuating their ignorance.
"Take a good look at the Good Book - all those Biblical patriarchs had harems."
by Master Garghoul May 4, 2006
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Hate-on

Can be defined as a very intense professional sports rivalry. derived from the term hard on , as in a very in depth and intensely loving relationship between two people.
watching two teams with a Hate-on is often a very thrilling and hard fought experience,as both will try bring their A game and play their best.
The Toronto Maple Leafs and the Buffalo Sabres have a mad Hate-on for each other, that Buffalo player just hit that maple leafs player in the head with his stick!
by Pvmnox December 19, 2009
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hate-hard-on

1. Noun - A person who gets off on having an extreme hatred or blind hatred of a person, place, or thing. They tend to hate on something with a fiery passion and excitement that one would see in the passion associated with sexual arousal, or the euphoric feeling associated with sex.
"She's got such a hate-hard-on for Sam! All she ever does is complain about how he talks in class. We all know she does it because she gets a kick out of doing it!"
by nekobaghira October 17, 2012
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haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.
person 1: haemorrhage
by ring a ding July 24, 2021
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nigga dont hate

Don't hate For Not having My Swag
by therealhabib98 January 29, 2014
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Hateboarder

A skateboarder who hates Freestyle Rollers simply because they rollerblade.
Roller: Hey dude, what's up?

Hateboarder: Fuck off. Your sport is in no way comparable to my sport.

Roller: Don't break your crayons hateboarder.
by Cuthbert July 14, 2007
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