hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina

Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014

Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015