grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.

When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.

by Chelmite April 25, 2019

grammar

An ancient communication art, no longer widely practiced, but reputed to lead to vastly greater knowledge when wielded expertly.

Wow, that guy’s grammar is excellent! He writes so clearly!

by zenospinoza August 19, 2019

Grammer

What a person who claims they have grammar, but doesn't, actually has.

Joshulinga can't spell anything, he has perfect grammer.

by chimken_nunget August 23, 2019

Grammar

If you want this, I suggest you stop reading the Urban Dictionary.

I am a big fan of proper spelling and grammar.

Yeah, well, UD isn't.

by AcidHazard5 September 10, 2019

grammer

The wrong way to spell grammar.

Guy in chat: “stop being such a grammer police.”

Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”

by HawaiianHotShot October 8, 2019

Grammar

The word you searched up because no-one seems to know what it is when it comes to the Urban Dictionary.

Didn't they teach you any grammar at school?

by Tony A Butt October 13, 2019

Grammar of JustSteak

Grammar of JustSteak gay like real growtopia server and even BenBarrage

We love grammar of JustSteak

by ImNoobMan November 29, 2019