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golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town
Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
by Blast Nice February 21, 2018
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golden gonzo

a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose
Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.
by laniokean November 3, 2016
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Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.
I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more
by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020
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Golden Button

Noun: More office appropriate term for a person's asshole
"Gloria bleached her golden button and her boyfriend couldn't have been happier."

"Hey Mike stop being such a golden button"
by ladislav77 June 2, 2017
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golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.
My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster
by Locuk February 18, 2017
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golden flow

by whitegold420 December 5, 2013
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golden bun

Cuming inside of a Peurtoricans asshole and then squishing ther ass cheeks together.

Also a dish at some Chinese restaurants.
I gave Juan a golden bun.
by Kberger4499 December 8, 2018
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