Globber

An individual, who as part of a larger group, will occupy the majority of a sidewalk's width preventing other individuals from passing by. This person is typically moving at a slow pace while engaged in pointless conversation with others who share the same lack of cognizance.

Hey, sorry for the delay. The block was lined with globbers and I just couldn't get around them.

by CCM MCC August 20, 2013

global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.

Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."

by sonastysorude April 21, 2015

Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015

Global thot

A thot or thots that are in demand globally. A thot that has been around the world thotting

Damn that girl is global thotting

by The solo wolf December 27, 2016

global burning

Hotter and the worse type of Global warming which makes the world burn

We can no longer say it's global warming, it's global burning

by The Livestreamer January 22, 2017

globility

Pertaining to the whole world, worldwide, universal, comprehensive: especially in business

Tom: "what really makes our company great?"
Mike: "Globility"

by tomaso123 February 3, 2017

globaltron

Leader of the best rust clan in the world , curtis has a huge cock and keeps denying were a zerg.

u got globaltrond

by PartyOG June 21, 2017