Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019

Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.

Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!

by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022

Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.

"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"

by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023

Lee Glass Wolf Bern Lobi STYNE

The 6 horsemen of the apocolypse.

Lee sold me this quad of chronic and Glass had to measure it out, Wolf on the other hand supplied the digi and Bern made sure the deal was straight, Lobi drove me to the location and STYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYYINE paid for the chronDO.

by Fuckin' Vic Damone June 11, 2006

rubber glass

glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference

Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.

by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010

The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 13, 2014

urkel glasses

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014