Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read 

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Are you fucking kidding me? by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

angry fucking

When you're pissed at a person, but you think a good fucking will calm you down.

"Ugh, I was so pissed at Mark. That led to angry fucking. It calmed me down." -Girl 1
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2

angry fucking by Evilchikin March 7, 2016

Are You Fucking High? 

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

Are You Fucking High? by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

ass fucking cock sucker 

1- Insult.
Someone who:
1) Fucks people in the ass
2) Sucks cock
Basically, an ass fucking cock sucker

You sir, are an ass fucking cock sucker!

ass fucking cock sucker by Bobby Rex August 15, 2003

anal fucking 

When you take your penis and stick it in someone’s ass for sexual pleasure

Good sexual pleasure is with anal fucking!

anal fucking by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die. 

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die. by phenetic October 19, 2009