Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

by Yononimo April 20, 2018

Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.

She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.

by Larlucks June 30, 2016

Tax

The most annoy est mandatory purchase you make every month, and if you dont, you go to jail >:)

UGHHH I have to pay my taxes.

by ඞ Swift ඞ December 8, 2020

tax pity

Taxpayer-funded shelter jobs of blaxploitative white nationalist megacorporation Yle in Finland f.ex., for the pity towards peons

And that program was made happen only because our tax pity enabled it.

by 🅰️ February 2, 2025

Fanum tax

The phrase "Fanum tax," coined by the comedy creator Fanum, Fanum created the term in late 2022 to describe a humorous bit where he took food from his friends. Like with the meme "Skibidi toilet," even Gen Z is perplexed by Gen Alpha internet memes.

Person 1: *Gets food*

Person 2: "*BUSTS IN ROOM* FaNuM tAx, you owe 59%"

by Subscribe to TakisTK's March 18, 2024

Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)

Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..

by Shellie_G September 22, 2021

Fanum Tax

A term for stealing/taking a bite of someone's food. Named after twitch streamer Fanum. he is a part of the streaming group, AMP. Fanum Tax is a gag in the AMP group where he "taxes" other members like Kai Cenat while they're eating.

Nick Gurr: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Looks like you got fanum taxed lmaoooo

by VeryEpikEngiLmao January 8, 2024