American Football 

The American version of rugby. For people who lack the mental ability to play rugby. Where plays are ran over and over again because the players are too stupid to use thier own initiative when the shit hits the fan. A match consists of one yard being made every minute or so. players are usually armoured up with oversized chunks of material.

" Those who can, play rugby, those who can't, play american football, those who can't,play soccer

American Football by Naesc November 3, 2006

Got Hurt Playing Football 

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."

"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."

Got Hurt Playing Football by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team 

The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.

Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022

Goat of football 

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer

Cr7 is the goat of football

Goat of football by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021

USC Football 

1) A really good football team that's not as good as they used to be.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.

The last time the USC football team won a national championship was in 2004. Unfortunatley, they lost to the Texas Longcocks in 2005.

USC Football by Liberal Girl May 25, 2009

Hipster Football 

A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.

Hey bro lets go toss around the hipster football.

Hipster Football by MTVCribs April 13, 2017

SL Football 

A small youtube account, that receives a lot of views. However doesn't receive many subscribers. The youtube account used a parkour account until the video Fifa 18 honest trailer went wild. SL means Squatting Latvian. The youtube is a Latvian Australian youtuber.

Dude: SL Football should do more videos such as vlogs

SL Football by 3pt Sharpshooter June 25, 2018