Friend
Hey did you hear about floriography?
Me
You mean floridaography?
Friend

No are u dumb
Me

look it up its a ography on florida people wrestling alligators and fighting kangaroos

Floridaography is a study on how Florida people act

Floridaography by Darknight7250 May 2, 2021

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Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

Florida ring of death by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

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Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

Florida by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021

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floridain

a dumb fuck named arsenic, he’s so in love with this dude named gabe that it’s kinda gay

luci: oh that guys a real floridain

luca: yeah he is

floridain by fagthatskindagay May 24, 2021

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