Tooth Fairy

A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.

Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?

Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?

Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?

Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas

Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.

Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score

*sex noises*

by Shinusha July 22, 2009

fairy cake

Cunt especially of the lesbian variety, especially with a butterfly in butter cream topping

Licking out all the butter cream from my girlfriend's fairy cake is making me into a very fat lesbian

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Douche fairy

the ultimate insult, reserved for the worst ppl, such as snitches

im going to kill that douchefairy who told the school cops that i had a knife and a picture of an enemy... bastard

by Big Robert December 8, 2004

poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

by nev gillings March 8, 2008

Fairy floss

The wrong way to say cotton candy. Used in Australia.

Did you hear that Aussie call cotton candy, Fairy Floss?!

by your_moms_old_lederhosen December 14, 2018

Fairy Dust

When you blow a hot load in your hand, you let it dry, you crush it into fine powder, then sprinkle it all over your women.

I blessed Amanda last night with my magical fairy dust.

by underdogg July 1, 2006

Fairytale

Bull-Dike from Germany with more testosterone than a body builder on steroids. Has psudo-adam's apple. Attempts to write a Kingdom Hearts fanfic but fails at it about as hard as she does passing as a woman. Likes to troll in #Nipponsei and dish it out, but cannot take it in. Bulldike Bull-Dike Yuritale Troll

Person 1: ZOMG did you see that dude???
Person 2: What dude, that was a Bull-Dike?
Person 3: No Man....That was a Fairytale

by Nipponlesbos October 18, 2008