Fast Food Sex

its fast, it is filling for the moment, but the emptiness comes back quickly, its empty calories, and not healthy, and leaves you wanting more. AKA one night stands

Man, I am tired of fast food sex. I am ready to settle down and date.

by gatorgrip September 19, 2009

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

fastfed

adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”

“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”

by J.P. Tuckwilliger October 28, 2004

Fashionista.2

This is the best club on a site called stardoll, with nearly 3000 members+ it is the second version of the loved club fashionista. Fashionista was deleted on the 27/08/2010 ,upsetting many members but we found ourselves in fashionista.2 even though the club split. Fa.2 is growing by the day and soon we will reclaim the top spot again! We have had good and bad moments but I hope we will remain friends in our time on stardoll, I have much love for the club and we are all awesomee ~Missalecia.x

Person1: Gosh I hate arguements in clubs, oh and club rivalry
Person2: Um well join fashionista.2 DURR It's the best club on stardoll with an awesome owner, awesome managers and awesome members ;)

by Missalecia.x September 26, 2010

fast talk

Speech intended to deceive or confuse

I'm don't think the fast talk is justified here. We need to be more forthcoming with her.

by The Return of Light Joker November 2, 2010

fascist orange

A color on the spectrum between magenta and puce. It's the color that's formed when you mix spray tan solution with the urine of a Kremlin-employed prostitute.

James Comey: "Your face has a fascist orange glow, Mr. President. Did a Russian hooker pee on you?"

Donald Trump: "You're fired!"

by MasalaBallz May 13, 2018

Fashionism

An almost militant, but ultimately false, commitment to an issue that is prominent in the modern world. Fashionsist care deeply for as long as a whole week about an issue considered fashionable.
Fashionism is characterised by a devoted and often misinformed obsession with an issue that has either featured in the tabloid news or has caught the attention of a fellow fashionist.
Famous fashionists include Bonno of U2, Angelina Jolie and Madonna.

See also: Fashionist.

Alex: Have you seen Mark Kitchen's obsession with Global Warming recently?
RJ: For real? Shit, I didn't know he bought into fashionism too!

RJ: Man, Elaine sure does complain about Women's Rights.
Alex: Yeah, it's just fashionism, it has no lasting importance, it'll blow over.

by T3H F4SH1ON1S7S March 31, 2009