Dry Snitching

Indirectly telling an authority figure or interested person who might have been involved in the incident the authority figure or interested person is curious about. It's not "pointing the finger" but more or less telling them as if they already know or as if they are clue less.

On the phone with your "bro" while you're in jail and your "bro" says, "DUDE! I can't believe you did that! Remember that time when you shot that gun on 19th ave?" That is called DRY SNITCHING!

by CorruptedTheKarupt October 14, 2011

Dry Rape

When a girl comes and sits on a couch that you were COMFTORABLE on trying to sleep, and tries to hook up with you.

she dry raped me last night

by Dino Susan1 March 13, 2009

Dry Dick

(n): As contradictory to "gettin' my dick wet," dry dick refers to lack of having sex.

Example 1: "Damn man, I gots dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"

Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"

by Mercury Made the Hatter June 7, 2010

Sexually Dry

When someone (usually someone awkward in most situations) refuses to engage in any kind of sexual activity. Ex: grinding, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs... ect.

Guy 1) "Aye, have you heard that Mason's girlfriend is sexually dry?"

Guy 2) "Sucks to be him."

by MiwaUchiha June 3, 2018

Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Dry Lipacuis

Dry Lipacuis is when your lips are so dry they flake and get really hard and crusty and when you pull them apart with your index finger and middle finger it starts bleeding.
Pronunciation: Dri-lip-a-kess

I have Dry Lipacuis

by Millszercoca July 24, 2023