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guerrilla date

when you take out a girl to run an errand or other non-date and elongate and drag it out to be a date, trying to do so under the radar.
I took out Michelle on a guerrilla date..... she thought we were just picking up party favors.
by fughettaboutit November 17, 2010
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Colorblind Date

Similar to going on a blind date, but you know your date's name.
Man: Hey you seem like Matt's type!
Woman: Who's Matt?
Man: A friend of mine. I'll set you two up on a colorblind date.
by #Milesiswinning August 6, 2011
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book date

When you spend your valuable time with a book like you spend your time with a person on a date.
by Pine April 10, 2017
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Up-date

A last-minute date you throw together with your S.O. when the game you were going to play needs to update. The "up-date" can then be used to buy time for when the game is ready to be played again.
The squad was ready to dominate, but Battlefield had a four-hour update. The boyz took their girls on up-dates instead with a plan to resume the next evening.
by Bofrad February 7, 2018
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IKEA Date

A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.
Hey do you want to go on a IKEA Date?
by OGKeck October 22, 2019
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drive by date

A booty call lasting less than one hour, done on the way to

(a) meet with friends so you don't just think about getting laid the whole time

(b) a party so you don't try too hard to impress girls

(c) a date so that if you end up having sex with HER, you don't bust immediately
guy 1: Dude, want to head to Tony's kegger?
guy 2: Nahh I gotta go to Chelsea's.
guy 3: Bro you're bailing on us for a date with that hog?
guy 2: Fuck no. It's totally a drive by date. I'll see you at Tony's in 40 minutes.
guy 1: Sick, you know Tiffany's gonna be there.
guy 3: That chick from biology he has a hard on for?
guy 1: Oh yeah. I see what you're doing bro!
by buttluncher October 3, 2009
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paint your date

When a guy busts a rather large load all over a girl after sex.

It is to be used in reference and mockery to Fraternity/Sorority date parties themed and named "paint your date"
A guy cums all over you - especially more than normal...

you say:

"What is this, paint your date?"
by price is right September 26, 2010
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