Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.

Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.

by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips

I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains

by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024

Curtain Stroke

A hot, steamy stroking session behind the curtains. (a fetish)

Dari: I think sometimes you're aiming to give me a stroke.
Maya: Wasn't sure what stroke you was talking about there.

Dari: Well, I'd really enjoy a curtain stroke from you. Another, not so much.

by munsee May 5, 2020

Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

curtain-call effect

Alt forms: curtaincall effect

The trend seen in character designs where non-human but still humanoid characters, especially aliens and anthropomorphic animals, do not wear clothing or do not wear clothing that would be seen as sufficient by humans. Examples are Ficus Licker from Undertale, Daniel Tiger from Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, and Timmy and Tommy from Animal Crossing. Pretty much always correlates with the Heats Flamesman exception (non-humans not having private parts).

It's the curtain-call effect, so yeah it's probably allowed here.

by vector9260 September 18, 2022