curtain rings

When a womans vagina has meat curtains that hang down, and yet she has rings pierced on the elongated labia.

Damn! That bitch has curtain rings!

by Skinny dick October 6, 2017

the curtains will close

it will end.

Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*

by mr no name kid February 20, 2017

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 9, 2010

curtain hire

Someone who does not claim the spotlight yet is always a vital part of a wildly popular show, company or project.

Patricia became known as a the company's primary curtain hire after making several critical moves and refusing to accept public recognition when she increased company revenues by 50 percent.

by Mara Ann Carr Mae July 26, 2017

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

the curtains are clear

When a woman’s nipples are showing through her shirt. Likely due to cold weather.

The AC is on full blast and all the curtains are clear.

by JZames October 18, 2022