That old lady had moldy meat curtains
by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017
When you're fucking someone, you stick a fork in a plug socket and your partner grabs the shower curtain pole to complete the circuit.
"Bro, how did Charlotte end in the ICU?"
"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
"Dunno man, Danny Arizona Curtain Pole'd her and set her on fire. Not the beat he was after."
by Brambleboie November 10, 2020
A woman who is an attention whore, or does something intentionally for the purpose of getting attention
Did you hear about Betty confessing she slept with coach Chandler?
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.
Yes, she did that to get attention, what a curtain cunt.
by Obsidian Black March 21, 2018
When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.
by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018
There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.
Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)
Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)
"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."
"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."
"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."
by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023
When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.
"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
by GlenBurg August 20, 2015