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Bacon Cowboy 

A Bacon Cowboy is a kick ass American that loves mother fuckin bacon. He is extremely awesome and is friends with everyone but if he despises someone they'll know it. They are intense and bad ass. They're known for being a dick but that's just their way.
Example:

Girl1: That man is a true Bacon Cowboy and is one funny bastard.
Girl2: He sure is one awesome person and loves himself some bacon.

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Job For A Cowboy

A deathcore/death metal band out of Glendale Arizona, which slowly gained popularity due to their "girl scream" in their most popular, and slightly overrated song titled: "Entombment of a Machine". Thousands upon thousands of "hardcore kids" made it a priority to obtain their merchandise, and as the band began to seem like sellouts, Jonny Davy, vocalist and founder of the band mouthed off to Hot Topic saying, "Job For A Cowboy is too hardcore for Hot Topic". Almost instantly Hot Topic removed any and all merch the band had given to them to sell. The band now hides behind Jonny Davy's problems, and many harsh labels, playing guitar that is tuned too low for anyone to possibly transcribe. Acceptional guitar playing is unseen, and their drummer Jon Rice's tallents, although godly, remain unnoticed.
JFAC fan #1: "Too bad Jonny Davy had to run his mouth. Now its almost impossible to find anything with a Job For A Cowboy logo on it!"

JFAC fan #2: "I know! Their shirt designs were so cool too!"
Job For A Cowboy by wildchild666 February 16, 2009

drugstore cowboy 

Someone who robs pharmacies to steal prespcription drugs for later resale on the black market.
"I went drugstore cowboy on that clinic, straight riskin' my life fo them pillz dog!"
drugstore cowboy by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

Eastern cowboy 

to have BMW, a shaven head, a leather jacket and hailing from Poland.
Eastern cowboy by Darius April 25, 2003

Bear Cowboy Indian 

A wild cocktail combo, guaranteed to start (or End) a crazy night. A Jaeger Bomb, Vegas Bomb, and an Irish Car Bomb, usually in that order.
"Billy, give us two Bear Cowboy Indians"
Bear Cowboy Indian by MZapp November 11, 2013