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covid world tour

A person who likes to travel to every hotspot throughout the U.S. (ex. Florida, Texas, California) in order to increase their chances of getting coronavirus.
Have you seen Chad lately?

Yeah, I heard he was in Miami on his Covid world tour.
by tyan5 August 1, 2020
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Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
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i have covid

by Le Human October 20, 2020
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covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
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remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
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Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.
My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!
by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023
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i have covid

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die
by Le Human October 20, 2020
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