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Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”
Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.
by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024
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Coon

ANY black person that (by their words or actions) critiques the thugs, criminals, lowlifes, scumbags or abhorrent behavior in the black community or makes these groups feel than.
Son, I sent you to college and you come back here speaking proper English and good credit. You don't want to hang out in the corner drinking all day or get into fistfights or a drive-by anymore. You are a coon.
by Toyoko Roy October 21, 2023
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Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.
That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.
by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023
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coon cheese

by MasihaGhavanloo April 23, 2023
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coon

by tyiaa <3 April 29, 2023
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Coon Head

A Coon Head is a dark skinned nigga with who has the most nappy head. A head so nappy it's compared to no other a head so nappy that their thoughts get trapped inside A HEAD SO NAPPY THAT BIRDS BUILD NEST INSIDE
Nigga #1: DAMMMMMN TYRONE YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE COON HEAD
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN
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coon dog mash

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.
by Dead 1 November 30, 2023
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