cold egg

a direct translation from mandarin, when a woman is feeling very unhorny and does not want to have sex with her boyfriend.

Rebecca, you're such a cold egg today, just like yesterday!!!

by Mr. Not Cold August 6, 2010

Sweet Sweet Icey Cold Libby

The sweetest and most friendly libby you know. A sweet sweet icey cold libby is also beautiful, funny, talented and smart, this person will also have an immense love for cats and Icey cold water. Water will turn to ice at her feet and it is rumoured that she's dating someone called Rob. There is also scandal involving the icey cold person in question to do with being fingered by duncan. Can have an ice cube on top but not necessarily have one atop there head.

1. Thats the sweetest sweet sweet icey cold libby I've ever seen!

2. Sweet sweet icey cold libby whos going to be fingered by duncan with an ice cube on top can you pass me the water?

by The singular January 2, 2012

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009

cold sandy

1. When you cut a hole in the cold icy lake and insert your penis into it.

2. shortening of cold sandwich

3. a girl/guy named Sandy who is unpleasant

1. Al stood and touched himself as Jacob performed a cold sandy after ice fishing.

2. After smoking some pot, I could really go for a cold sandy.

3. Stop acting like cold Sandy and have sex with Jacob!

by franksinatra August 20, 2006

Colder than a witches tit

When it is so cold outside that even the coldest and meanest of evil witches develope a nipple errection that is so hard and pointed that you could cut glass with it or poke someone's eye out with it

It's colder than a witches title outside

by CowboyDave December 17, 2016

Cold

An infectious disease that usually spreads like wildfire around people, because people don't give a shit worth about others. They would yawn cough and not wash their hands properly to prevent others from catching the cold. If you catch a fucking cold, don't cough, cover your fucking mouth, and if you go to either 1-12 grades, go to the back of the class, and don't spread your fucking cold.

John: <Coughs a shit load, and doesn't give a shit if he spreads it to others>

Matthew:"Dude..someone could catch your cold"

John: "Oh but I am sick so..that's my bullshit excuse, so i'm going to keep coughing to relieve myself, and spread my many cold viruses to the people around me because I am a self centered fuck taard.

by UrbanPreacher October 24, 2007

cold lunch

when a man pisses and freezes his piss into the shape of of dick. he then has the woman suck both his dick and the frozen piss popsicle at the same time until she eventually winds up with a mouth full of piss slush and cum.

Damn, I want to serve that hot bitch a cold lunch.

by Old and Gay May 25, 2011