Demon Cleaner

A Toothbrush.

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.

by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009

Arkansas Gun Cleaner

you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.

"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."

by animal23 April 6, 2009

Construction Worker's Cleavage

A Construction Worker's Cleavaga can be spotted when a construction worker wears slightly oversized pants. After a while you can see the top of his ass crack.

Lift up your pans George, you've got a Construction Worker's Cleavage

by jormeidt July 23, 2009

Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top

When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.

Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.

by daltonator April 1, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The sexual act of shitting on ones chest, during or after intercourse.

Dude I gave her a cleveland steamer last night.

by Joe Tennn November 6, 2006

Cleavland steamer

Where a female lays on her back while her male partner proceeds to have sex with the female partners breasts. During the back and forth motion (Similar to that of a STEAM engines wheel cranks) the male proceeds to defecate, leaving a shit smear track, much like a train track, leading all similarities to coin the term "Cleavland Steamer" intended to allude to a Cleavland Steam Engine.

"I knew it was time to give Miranda her cleavland steamer, when she said 'All Aboard!' and I also added the obligatory 'Chugga, chugga' and 'Choo choo!' noises all the while.'

by Jake George January 15, 2008

cleaveland steambagger

The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum

Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump

by John & max May 2, 2008