Clam Hands

When your hands are cold and clammy.

Hey! Get yer clam hands off me!

by aehmoto June 19, 2010

clam hands

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

clam piece

Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.

Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"

by SauceBossRoss May 29, 2014

busted clam

A really miserable,grumpy,angry looking face

John..hey,look at that fit bird over there! George..are you messing?She's got a face like a busted clam!

by Game Old Bird November 22, 2017

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011