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clam cough 

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

Not a pretty cough.

Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers
"Smoked a pouch of Bugler in one sitting, I'll have a clam cough for weeks."
clam cough by Rod Hamilton November 21, 2013
Related Words
Clam•Ram: Another term or slang for rough or prolonged sexual intercourse.
"Bro, I beat that pussy up all night. It was a total clam ram!"
clam ram by Charm City Foxx February 3, 2014

clam fishing 

Looking for easy women at a club or bar.
Hey Sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?
clam fishing by CaptainPeter April 11, 2014

Clam Land 

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
Clam Land by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015

clam smashers

Women on women action. Girls smashing clams (()) together
Those girls over there are clam smashers
clam smashers by Nate.agc March 17, 2016

clam shackled 

I can't believe that girl just clam shackled me!
clam shackled by Kim Campbell March 29, 2011