by Sean Collins December 6, 2021
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Get the harut the carrot mug.An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
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Get the carrot mug.To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.
Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.
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Get the Purple carrot marinara mug.A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
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