Carrot

Sexiest vegetable

“I do love me a carrot”

by ATS412 August 15, 2022

carrots

skinny legend fingers

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.

by stanstraykidsandstreamgodsmenu July 17, 2020

Carrot

Carrot fan.

A fan of something that claims to be a real, hardcore fan, but actually only scratches the surface.

Began with the One Direction fandom.

1D Carrot: Omg I'm gonna dress as a carrot so Louis will notice me!!1!!1!1
Real fan: Shut your face, please.

Avengers Carrot: Tony is so hot I'm here only for Tony I LOVE THE AVENGERS but specially Tony the rest can dissappear.
Real fan: ....

by FaberCastiel November 16, 2014

Carrot

Spencer Smith

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.

by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 15, 2019

carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots

i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners

by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 06, 2020

Carrot

The carrot, also known as Chamaepsila rosae, is a creamy yellow fly that enjoys long walks on the beach, sunbathing, and weird, stringy, orange vegetables.

Hey, I found a dead carrot!

by MrMeow November 21, 2017

Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.

“OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”

by luviqs April 29, 2023