carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.

ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!

by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009

Air Carl

Air Carl is the act of enjoying when a person farts on you.

I need to warm up. Can you please air carl me.

by Workpeeps November 10, 2019

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.

Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010

Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021