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cars mcqueef

Not to be mistaken for Lightning McQueen from the Cars franchise, Cars McQueef is a skrtified racer who knows how to eskeet
Person 1: OMG is that Cars McQueef??
Person 2: It must be, he's skeeting all over.
by avasays July 31, 2017
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swapping cars

When two men are balls deep in each others mouths swapping their cars. Quite literally my dick was a car and I was shoving (swapping) in and out of his mouth.
“Omg Ollie and Dereck were totally swapping cars after the concert.”
Yeah dude, that was crazy”
by Swappingcars May 17, 2023
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Car shower

Refers to hygienic supplies kept in your car in order to get cleaned up after a night out. Items such as; mouth wash, tooth brush, moist towelettes, water bottles, extra clothes, crackers (after a drunken night), etc.
Amber woke up at a friends house, desperately needing to get cleaned up before she went to church with her parents. Good thing she's able to take a car shower to wash off last night's shame.
by amberlynn531 July 1, 2011
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Kicking Cars

verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.

adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
how was you night?

Dude, kicking cars night!

Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.
by MiamiJones September 28, 2011
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car dp445

Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer
"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”
by Sockman247 October 1, 2023
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cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.
Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."
by Porkbutter April 15, 2007
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Car Hoe

A person whom constantly changes lanes in an area of heavy traffic to gain a small decrease of time to their destination and inconvenience drivers.
That car hoe just changed lanes again!
by Jimbo Dohner July 23, 2020
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