Cabbage

Slang word for "Vagina" Typically used by British Folk.

"You've got a proper stink on going down in that Cabbage!"

by Branfflakes November 15, 2022

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Cabbage

Slang word to identify a lazy hot dog water drinking person

Rymos is a cabbage head commonlands looking mother fucker

by Ganando September 21, 2022

Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022

Cabbage

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022