muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 16, 2022

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023

Cabbage

You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters

That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage

by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021

Cabbage

The nickname for Australian Army Cavalry.

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"

by Diggermorale January 22, 2020