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Buffet

When the top boy has multiple lasses lined up for a facial and splaffs on all of them
Dej was on a madden and gave his cousin Mam and aunty the buffet
by Fatboy2673 September 14, 2019
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buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.
John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus
by HamB4clam October 8, 2019
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Bufwen

Bufwen: another word for Boyfriend. A bufwen is a big cuddly ball of flesh and bones. They can also be mean but most of the time is sweet, caring and good in bed.😉😏
Dude my bufwen went hard last night.

Dude my bufwen is a good cuddly boiiii
by Bay cyr November 12, 2019
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Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.
He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.
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Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed
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Buffin

Buffin is Cute asf
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buffering

The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself.

Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
Eg; Within the ancient tale that posesses the name of "Hansel and Gretel", one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; "What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that we will be putting into one's mouth and chew and swallow tomorrow on the following day?"
"I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day and prithee, I will require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.
"Ok"
by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020
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