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brown bagging

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.
"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"
by TheWarden February 4, 2005
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Brown Eyes

An exotic, deep, expressing eye colour. Despite it's common nature, this eye colour is beautiful and can portray a lot of expressions. For some reason, people with brown eyes are hated on because of their eye colour's lack of rareness, but this is a stupid reason. People with brown eyes are often warm, friendly, expressive and forgiving, and are well liked. They also tend to be more intelligent than people with blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are also very sexy, and are a sought after trait in women.
Man, that girl's sexy.
Yeah, it must be her amazing brown eyes.
by Brown Eyes May 5, 2014
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Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.
"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict
by Dylan September 14, 2003
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Michael Brown

np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)

n. Brown
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (see George W Bush, Dick Cheney, James Earl Carter.)
6. n. (slang: brown bag) A douche bag. An enema bag.
7. n. (generic) A whiner. One who whines, and blames others/everybody for his mistakes. (See stool pigeon.)
8. n (generic) A fall guy. (See Admiral Husband Kimmell.)
9. n. (generic) A scape goat used to draw attention away from a systematic government failure of massive proportions.
10. n. (sports) A coach. (ie-the act of firing the coach of a professional sporting team because it is impossible to fire the owner. See George Steinbrener.)

v. to brown:
1. v. To whine. To blame others for one’s own mistakes.
2. v. To fail miserably at a task, usually as a result of total ineptitude, incomptetence and indecisiveness. To make a bad situation worse through incompetence. (see: cockup, clusterfuck, hump the bunk, fuck the dog.)
3. v. the act of answering urgent emails with ridiculous understatements, suggesting that the recipient did not understand the gravity of the message. (ie-Message: “The 9th ward levy just broke, and New Orleans is under 18 feet of water!” Reply: “Thanks for the update. I’ll start looking for an alternate supplier of mardi gras beads.”)
“Oh stop browning, already. You know it was your fault.”

“Boy did I ever michael brown that job up!”

“Be sure to pack the brown bag for the trip to Mexico. We might need it if we get a case of Montezuma’s revenge.”
by parisofpriam February 27, 2006
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Brown bunny

A "brown bunny " is a beautiful/cute black girl or black baddie . Most of the time an influencer or insta baddie .
With a streetwear or hood glamour aesthetic and extend to arthoe etheral and cotagecore aesthetic .
"Oh check her insta , this girl is stunning shes my fav brown bunny on insta"

" Nina kimiko ! This girl is sooo beautiful she's a real brown bunny "
by Urbani123 August 4, 2020
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Brown Storm

A phrase used to describe explosive diarrea. In this context, however, it is implied that the diarrea is being used as a weapon to defecate on another, or to vandalize property. The act of defication is often coincides with yelling the phrase "brown storm".
The suspect was handcuffed in the back of the squard car. As the police officer drove him to jail, the suspect turned around in the back seat, yanked his pants down, pressed his buttocks to the grill in the squad car cage, yelled "brown storm!", and sprayed the cop and the whole front of the car with a messy brown storm.
by mrwheelbarow July 25, 2009
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Brown Boys

"Brown boys" means $100 bills in Canadian currency
Got a pocket full of brown boys
by dank bread November 18, 2016
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