tinder boner

The mini chub we all get while swiping the sexual depths of Tinder.

I can't swipe at the bar anymore because of my tinder boner

by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

by shnummy August 1, 2012

Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 23, 2020

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011

scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.

When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.

'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'

by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012