Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
by xoxojh December 22, 2011
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 03, 2013
by MomoneyMisa January 10, 2018
A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
by Yes, *that* Essence May 02, 2014
by Big 1400 March 20, 2018
Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
by DaveCorpUSA July 15, 2014
Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 08, 2011