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bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.
Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.
by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021
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Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser
by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020
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Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
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blake effect

When someone makes a really bad joke or pun that completely derails everyone else's train of thought.
Person 1: oh, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me
by Ahfritzy October 2, 2017
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Blake Barnett

A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.
A Blake Barnett is soemone who is very prideful
Blake is a A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.
by John Cena bum bum bu bummm September 28, 2021
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Blake

Originated in old imperial mo, He is a guy thats willing to stand for lgbtq community and isn't afraid to put his self at the face of the cause. Usually has long hair and is a feminine male. To show its ok to be different. Also is a pc gamer and can usually be found gaming out in parents basement. Also is very professional always seeking knowledge on how to improve his work skills making pizza. Call it thinking outside the box 😆. If you have one of these friends cherish him and hopefully we will see you at a lgbtq rally.
There is no one willing to stand up for lgbtq rights like you. You must be a blake
by Kkbutler December 22, 2020
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blakely

she is one of the best people i have ever met i love her, she's my favorite person 💟!!
yo do you know blakely??
no??
shut up
by junobug July 25, 2021
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