professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

Beaver whistle

A Smalls glass pipe like cylinder to smoke illegal things out of

Sucking in like a straw to make the beaver whistle sounds to attract other beavers

by L.C.M.O. August 23, 2018

Oakville Beaver

(N.) 1. An inflammation of the female genitalia due to poor hygienic habits like neglecting to shave the outer regions of the vagina.

2. A very hairy vagina

3. Being from Oakville or an attraction to Oakvillian women and their beavers.

Example: “Ow! I think I have Oakville Beaver, I should have used a razor!”

Example: “How was it with the chick last night?”
“Oh no dude! She had the Oakville Beaver!”
“Bummer man! Did you find your way out?”
“There was so much hair!”

by H to the Z October 16, 2009

beaver leaver

1. Term used to describe a man declining the opportunity of scoring with a woman.

2. Term used to describe a man acting timid towards an attractive female.

One friend says to another on a night on the town: Get in there man, don't be such a beaver leaver"

by skat shake June 17, 2005

bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

by Rob April 8, 2004

Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin

I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.

by pallbearer January 20, 2007

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004